The Top Whores

We’ll list eight presumptive whores. The eighth example will be the least whorish. We’ll work our way down to the number one whore in our survey.

  1. Jacqueline Siegel is no spring chicken at 46, but she happily married David Siegel, who is 77. In this case of least whorish of the eight whores might have real feelings for her husband. He’s a nice looking man, and a billionaire. Would she have married him if he was of average worth? It’s possible in the Siegel’s case.
  1. Joan Dangerfield is a gorgeous woman of 59, not a youngster, to be sure. However, she gladly married the fine looking gentleman of 95, Kirk Kerkorian. Might she have married him if he did not own sixteen billion dollars?
  1. Kristy Hinze is like a ray of sunshine. She’s married to a Silicon Valley billionaire named Jim Clark. Does she love only Jim, or Jim plus his billions?
  1. Tamiko Bolton is a yoga instructor, age of 40. She has a lovely Asian look to her, and is married to a man named George Soros. You have probably heard of him. He’s 82 years old, and possesses several billion dollars. Love and money is a rich mix.
  1. Wendi Deng was a Chinese American successful businessperson when she married Rupert Murdoch. She was 48, he was 87. She didn’t need the money, so why was she a whore anyway?
  1. Kristen Georgi, a 23 year old manicurist married morbidly obese oil billionaire Joe Hardy. He was 85, and he married another youngster not long after this one walked. Are they whores, or do they just like old, fat men?
  1. Ricki Schenk withholds her age, although one can see she’s no youngster. All the same, she’s marrying Karl Wlaschek. Karl is 94, and I’m sure Ricki is much younger than half that age. It seems whorish to me.
  1. Milania Trump is the number one whore. She’s married to one of the shittiest people on earth, and her regret is etched on her lovely face, in repose. He’s not even as rich as he claims, but is getting richer every day. It’s YOUR money he’s stealing, Americans!
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  1. April 19, 2017 at 9:14 pm

    you are using language carelessly here. the word ‘whore’ grates on my sensibilities in a way that few others do. every mother is a whore, every sister, every nun. there are various factors that determine how a woman may choose to share the gift of sex. it is all but impossible to establish motive or causality in a question such as this.

    • April 26, 2017 at 7:11 pm

      The word “Whore” is meant to ‘grate on your sensibilities.’ I’m painting these women as whores, not as concubines or lovers, but as long-term whores. They go to money, no matter how gross is the man with the money.

      • April 28, 2017 at 1:01 am

        if i were very rich one day would my lovers then be whores? tricky business establishing causality. the elimination of poverty is the elimination of mercenary sexuality. hopefully soon.

      • April 28, 2017 at 1:13 am

        If one is genuinely attractive, confident, and thoughtful, the wealth either doesn’t matter, or is simply the icing on top of the true romance.

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